GARRY BUSHELL

BACK ON THE BOX

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JOE MOTT

MR KNOW-IT-ALL

LATEST: THAT Ronnie Kray had a gay face, didn’t he? One look at that newly discovered criminal record mugshot of him and you can’t help but think “screaming fairy”.... Read Full Column

DOMINIK DIAMOND

LATEST: I’VE solved the fuel problem. I know. Don’t thank me. It was nothing, really.... Read Full Column

VANESSA FELTZ

LATEST: YES, she’s only 18. Yes, she’s Jordan’s younger sister. But if you think Miss Sophie Price is nothing but a pale imitation of her big sis, you’re in for a shock.... Read Full Column